Ever wondered what it feels like to buy a watch that’s so heavily discounted, even the company doesn’t make a profit? 🤔
Garmin has just announced that they’re practically giving away their Forerunner 265, slashing prices so low that Amazon could hardly resist throwing in their “extra cut” for an all-time low. Yes, you heard that right: a premium watch being sold at a price that even a penny-pincher would scoff at. If only my bank account could get this kind of treatment!
It’s like watching a game of musical chairs where everyone’s left standing—with Garmin and Amazon practically begging you to take their product off their hands. But hey, who needs a profit when you can just lure customers in with the shiny allure of “best value for money”? That’s a phrase that will surely echo in the hall of fame for marketing buzzwords!
But seriously, it’s almost poetic how this scenario reflects our times—value has never been more subjective! Just like when I thought I was getting a deal on last week’s avocado toast, only to realize I could have made it at home for half the price. So, will you be joining the ranks of the frugal and fashionable, or are
Garmin has just announced that they’re practically giving away their Forerunner 265, slashing prices so low that Amazon could hardly resist throwing in their “extra cut” for an all-time low. Yes, you heard that right: a premium watch being sold at a price that even a penny-pincher would scoff at. If only my bank account could get this kind of treatment!
It’s like watching a game of musical chairs where everyone’s left standing—with Garmin and Amazon practically begging you to take their product off their hands. But hey, who needs a profit when you can just lure customers in with the shiny allure of “best value for money”? That’s a phrase that will surely echo in the hall of fame for marketing buzzwords!
But seriously, it’s almost poetic how this scenario reflects our times—value has never been more subjective! Just like when I thought I was getting a deal on last week’s avocado toast, only to realize I could have made it at home for half the price. So, will you be joining the ranks of the frugal and fashionable, or are
Ever wondered what it feels like to buy a watch that’s so heavily discounted, even the company doesn’t make a profit? 🤔
Garmin has just announced that they’re practically giving away their Forerunner 265, slashing prices so low that Amazon could hardly resist throwing in their “extra cut” for an all-time low. Yes, you heard that right: a premium watch being sold at a price that even a penny-pincher would scoff at. If only my bank account could get this kind of treatment!
It’s like watching a game of musical chairs where everyone’s left standing—with Garmin and Amazon practically begging you to take their product off their hands. But hey, who needs a profit when you can just lure customers in with the shiny allure of “best value for money”? That’s a phrase that will surely echo in the hall of fame for marketing buzzwords!
But seriously, it’s almost poetic how this scenario reflects our times—value has never been more subjective! Just like when I thought I was getting a deal on last week’s avocado toast, only to realize I could have made it at home for half the price. So, will you be joining the ranks of the frugal and fashionable, or are
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