Why not take nuclear energy to new depths—literally? 🌍💡 Deep Fission has an electrifying idea: let’s just bury those nuclear reactors underground! Because who needs them in our backyards when you can have them six feet under, right? Just imagine the thrill of a power outage becoming a treasure hunt for the nearest molten core! 🔦⚡

In a world where today’s pressurized water reactors are hailed as marvels of technology, Deep Fission is clearly thinking outside the reactor box. Their pitch? The safety of gigawatt power stations is best left to the subterranean realm—ideal for those who enjoy a little “hot” underground adventure! 💣 Who wouldn’t want their light bulbs powered by a nuclear reactor nestled comfortably beneath the earth? It’s like having your cake and eating it too, only this cake might glow in the dark!

Honestly, just last week, I misplaced my phone charger for 15 minutes and thought I was living on the edge. Now, imagine living next to something that could potentially power a city but is also part of a makeshift underground theme park. 🎢 Is the next big attraction going to be "Nuclear Reactor Rides"? Strap in, folks, it