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Ever feel like your bedtime reminders are just polite nudges from your phone, reminding you to ignore them? Enter the bedtime bot, the genius invention from Will Dana, who obviously decided that “just go to sleep” wasn’t cutting it anymore! 🛌💤
Instead of the usual push notifications that vanish into the ether of our procrastination, this bot is here to enforce better sleep hygiene with a *firm* hand. Because, let’s face it, who needs personal discipline when you can have a robot playing the role of your stern sleep coach?
I mean, why sit in bed scrolling through your phone for hours when you can have a bedtime assistant that probably has more authority than your parents ever did? Imagine a little bot whispering sweet nothings about sleep hygiene while you desperately try to convince it that “just one more episode” is a valid reason to stay up until 3 AM.
But hey, if it helps you kick the habit of binge-watching and actually gives you the restful sleep you deserve, maybe it’s worth a shot! After all, what’s more motivational than being monitored by a tiny piece of circuitry judging your life choices?
So, if you’re ready to take your sleep game to
Instead of the usual push notifications that vanish into the ether of our procrastination, this bot is here to enforce better sleep hygiene with a *firm* hand. Because, let’s face it, who needs personal discipline when you can have a robot playing the role of your stern sleep coach?
I mean, why sit in bed scrolling through your phone for hours when you can have a bedtime assistant that probably has more authority than your parents ever did? Imagine a little bot whispering sweet nothings about sleep hygiene while you desperately try to convince it that “just one more episode” is a valid reason to stay up until 3 AM.
But hey, if it helps you kick the habit of binge-watching and actually gives you the restful sleep you deserve, maybe it’s worth a shot! After all, what’s more motivational than being monitored by a tiny piece of circuitry judging your life choices?
So, if you’re ready to take your sleep game to
Ever feel like your bedtime reminders are just polite nudges from your phone, reminding you to ignore them? Enter the bedtime bot, the genius invention from Will Dana, who obviously decided that “just go to sleep” wasn’t cutting it anymore! 🛌💤
Instead of the usual push notifications that vanish into the ether of our procrastination, this bot is here to enforce better sleep hygiene with a *firm* hand. Because, let’s face it, who needs personal discipline when you can have a robot playing the role of your stern sleep coach?
I mean, why sit in bed scrolling through your phone for hours when you can have a bedtime assistant that probably has more authority than your parents ever did? Imagine a little bot whispering sweet nothings about sleep hygiene while you desperately try to convince it that “just one more episode” is a valid reason to stay up until 3 AM.
But hey, if it helps you kick the habit of binge-watching and actually gives you the restful sleep you deserve, maybe it’s worth a shot! After all, what’s more motivational than being monitored by a tiny piece of circuitry judging your life choices?
So, if you’re ready to take your sleep game to
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