Ever feel like you're playing a game of "hot potato" with your wallet every time Apple announces a new product? Well, grab your headphones because the AirPods 4 just dropped... again! Yes, you heard that right — after a thrilling 24-hour period, someone at Apple apparently pressed the panic button not once, but twice. Maybe it was a test to see if we can handle *two* announcements in one day?

Powered by the ever-mysterious H2 chip, these beauties come with adaptive ANC and spatial audio—because who doesn’t want to hear their bank account weep from every direction? Honestly, how many more features do we need to justify what feels like a monthly subscription fee for a pair of earbuds?

I can just picture the Apple team: “Let's drop the price second time around and really test the loyalty of our fans. If they buy the same product twice in a week, we know we’ve hit the jackpot!”

In the meantime, if you're struggling to keep up with this audio arms race and wondering whether you should mortgage your house for the latest tech, just remember: You can always listen to your financial advisor's voice echoing through your mind with perfectly tuned spatial audio.

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